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Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. Alonzo Harris : You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk. You shot me in the ass. Jake Hoyt : Thank you sir, but I ate Jake Hoyt : It's nice here. Alonzo Harris : May I read my paper? Alonzo Harris : Thank you. Jake Hoyt : You know what, I'll get something to eat. Alonzo Harris : No.

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A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story. Jake Hoyt : I dfinks think I know any stories. Alonzo Harris : You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper.

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Alonzo Harris : It's not, sexy though, ain't it? Jake Hoyt : So, where's the office? Back at division? Alonzo Harris : You're in the office, toniggt.

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What a motherfuckin' day. That was a man-sized hit you took, dog. When was the last time you smoked weed? Jake Hoyt : Last onk I smoked weed We were Jake Hoyt : Yeah, yeah. Alonzo Harris : Left that out your service jacket. Yeah, I know you got secrets.

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nik Everybody got secrets. Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog. Jake Hoyt : What's "wet"? Alonzo Harris : Butt-naked. That's what you had.

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Alonzo Harris : Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.

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Who wanna get paid? Jake Hoyt : They're not like you. You wanna know what I learned today? I'm not like you. Alonzo Harris : That's good, Jake.

Glad to hear it. You gonna bust yo' tonighht killin' a cop? You ain't never killed anybody before, have you? It ain't like steppin' on ants, Jake.

It takes a man to kill Alonzo Harris : I'm the zig-zag man, who the fuck are you? Jake Hoyt : I'm a cop. Alonzo Harris : Watch out You tapped that ass, didn't you.

C'mon, tell the truth, you know you tapped that ass. You put her in the backseat, Tojight. Jake Hoyt : Look man, I got a wife. Alonzo Harris : You got a dick.